Monday, June 8, 2009

One Hour into the Abyss

Nothing. Zero. Here's what was promised on the fine print of the Miralax:

Side effects that may occur while taking this medicine include nausea, cramping, stomach fullness, diarrhea, or gas.

I don't want to say anything but it ain't happening yet. I was promised Mount Vesuvius.

And as I conceive these words, the worm begins to turn.

Be careful what you wish for.

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